The Fat Showwoman of the Apocalypse

Roseanne Barr's take on the impending end of the world:

One of the better things about the world ending is that the diet industry will be going up in flames along with everything else. And also all the really thin women that do yoga and have no body fat, when the food supply dries up, they'll be dead within two weeks. And me, thanks to my large body mass, will be stepping over their skeletal remains and the silicone tit bags and the collagen lips and the pitiful little puddles of Botox as I make my way to Canada to find more food. So I'm trying to get fatter to hump up for Armageddon, which is coming.

No holds barred [Guardian UK]