Missed Connection

You Were Illegally Walking In MacArthur Park - m4m - 27

Date: 2005-12-19, 8:09PM PST

It was late, late at night, and I was flying my chopper over the Rampart division, with me and and my partner KY out on the lookout for Eddie "The Hand" Escobar, whom we were informed had resumed narcotics actities in the area, despite being actively sought by no less than 6 jurisdictions for felonies from money laundering to 187s to you name it, he's done it. There you were, way down there, looking like a an insect, a sexy freaking beatle or something, and you had the balls to violate the Muni code by engaging in unlawful egress on public property, but what the hell, that kinda thing is small beans, and besides, it really turns me on. Now maybe it was your walk, or maybe it was your ass, or maybe it was the way you adjusted your package as you surveiled the aquatic fauna, but you've gotten under my skin, and now all I can think about is taking you back to my loft, letting you handle my nightstick, and showing you the real meaning of an "undercover operation."

And yes, there will be breakfast. Honey toast, or maybe a farmer's omelet.