BREAKING: Prescient Headlines

Since Deep Throat's been revealed, let's forshadow the headline deluge.... Shall we?...

FELT TIP!!!
Or better yet:
FELT TIPPED DEEP THROAT!!!
Or:
FELT TIPPED WOODWARD!!!
Or:
AMERICA GAGS WHEN DEEPTHROAT IS, FINALLY, FELT!!!

***UPDATE***
This story's legs have officially buckled. After a whopping 27 minutes of sheer gravity, blog-cylce adrenaline mania, we've come to our senses realizing that, uhhh, we don't care.

***UPDATE 2***
All's I'm sayin' is, well, who called it?