NOBEL WATCH 2004

Soon, in a matter of hours, we'll know who the Nobel Prize winner for literature will be. We all know that this is the most important Nobel after the one for child safety mechanisms and puppy defense systems. Literature, the grand worded artform on the wane, so much so that Bob Dylan has been nominated in past years for the award. The man has a pencil thin mustache. No, no, no. My money's on J.K. Rowling.